Hasan Minhaj is pissed off at Ashton Kutcher, and he’s also really fucking funny.
Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one’s head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday, and no to-morrow. To forget time, to forgive life, to be at peace.
Oscar Wilde (via kalmiacedar)
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- Groucho Marx
Got this quote because it reminds me that mental illness doesn’t have to be negative all of the time.
Done at No Hard Feelings Tattoo in Coral Springs, FL, by Amy Kyryliw. Taken a few minutes after finishing.
B-Bailey?
Patrick Cassels 100% For Actual!: Takin' It Easy This Valentine's Day lol ; )
Sure I’m single. But yikes, who wants to deal with all the stress of a Valentine’s Day date?! Give me a good book, some hot tea, a little light jazz on the radio, a comfy couch, maybe a few chamomile candles, a Meg Ryan movie on Netflix, my cat Whiskers on my lap, a foot jacuzzi, a neck pillow,…
Let Keegan-Michael Key, David Cross and a bunch of other famous people hit on you for Valentine’s Day.
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Sherlock: Here you are John, nice hot cup of coffee.
John: It’s cold.
Sherlock: Nice cup of coffee.
John: It’s horrible.
Sherlock: Cup of coffee.
John: I’m not even sure it is coffee.
Sherlock: Cup.
Lou Reed, Mick Jagger and David Bowie
